This Ew… People Unisex T-Shirt perfectly captures the mood of every introvert, socially exhausted extrovert, or anyone who's just tired of human nonsense. Featuring a bold, vintage-inspired script design, this tee is a stylish and hilariously relatable way to say, “I’m good, thanks.” Ideal for lounging, running errands, or wearing to gatherings where small talk is unavoidable.
Why It’s Made for You:
Soft Enough to Escape Reality: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (and blended fabrics for Heather colors), this lightweight and ultra-soft shirt feels like a warm hug from your couch.
Timeless Style, Mood Included: Classic crew neck and unisex fit pair perfectly with jeans, sweats, or whatever lets you avoid people comfortably.
Durable Design: Built with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar for long-lasting wear, whether you’re binge-watching at home or braving a crowded grocery store.
Consciously Crafted: Made with ethically sourced US cotton and certified by Oeko-Tex, so you can avoid people and still care about the planet.
Features:
Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for year-round wear.
Tear-away label because scratchy tags = ew.
A perfect conversation starter—or ender.
Whether you're expressing your disdain for packed elevators or just vibing in solitude, this t-shirt speaks volumes (so you don’t have to). Get yours now and let the world know: 'It’s not me—it’s you.'
